Is this real life?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/13/2014 at 15:21 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (38)

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:24

Don't steak-shame her

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:25

I've never wanted to be a steak so badly in my entire life!

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
10/13/2014 at 15:26

I can't blame a woman for wanting more meat.

mcseanerson > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:28

I wonder if Gawker is getting hacked for poking the bear.

Imirrelephant > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:31

You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass...

GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:31

No, it's just fantasy.

Blondude > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:31

Not only is it clickbait, it's lying clickbait! There isn't even any steak-fucking! I want my steak-fucking!

CalzoneGolem > mcseanerson
10/13/2014 at 15:32

Ha, it really doesn't seem out of line for a gawker headline.

ttyymmnn > GhostZ
10/13/2014 at 15:32

Killer.

CalzoneGolem > Imirrelephant
10/13/2014 at 15:32

You wouldn't steer me wrong.

and 100 more > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:32

Is this just fantasy?
Caught up by click-bait,
There's no way that's reality...

CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
10/13/2014 at 15:33

Caught in a landslide.

CalzoneGolem > Blondude
10/13/2014 at 15:34

Don't forget to use plenty of A1.

CalzoneGolem > and 100 more
10/13/2014 at 15:35

Kinja'd!!!

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:37

I'd think it would be a poke chop.

mcseanerson > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:38

That's true. If someone ever did hack them to post an insane made up story they'd have a hard time defending themselves.

CalzoneGolem > mcseanerson
10/13/2014 at 15:42

Any publicity is good publicity.

CalzoneGolem > $kaycog
10/13/2014 at 15:42

When she was done she'd have a tenderloin.

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:43

Yeah, the new "side blade" looks like nothing but clickbait...

CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter
10/13/2014 at 15:44

Samey same as before.

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:52

Whahaha! Zing!

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:52

But even worse as the picture/font combination makes them even more clickbait-y!!

CalzoneGolem > $kaycog
10/13/2014 at 15:57

tboned

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 15:59

You're in your prime with this.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 16:04

I would have thought that a large salami would have been more preferable, but apparently not.

CalzoneGolem > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/13/2014 at 16:06

Summer sausage.

and 100 more > $kaycog
10/13/2014 at 16:20

Ribeye'd for her pleasure.

$kaycog > and 100 more
10/13/2014 at 16:23

Excellent! You made me chuck le with that one.

and 100 more > $kaycog
10/13/2014 at 16:24

Shanks a lot!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2014 at 16:29

Kinja'd!!!

Tonight: Penelope Cruz swipes right for a steak, John Cleese makes fun of Taylor Swift's Cat. and the love-child between Ray Wert and a GT-R breaks the silence.

Captain of the Enterprise > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:14

Or is this just fantasy?

Captain of the Enterprise > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:15

no escape from reality.

CalzoneGolem > Captain of the Enterprise
10/14/2014 at 14:15

You're kinda late for the Queen references.

CalzoneGolem > Captain of the Enterprise
10/14/2014 at 14:16

There we go.

Captain of the Enterprise > and 100 more
10/14/2014 at 14:23

Open your eyes,
look up to the side and see,
I'm just on oppo
no way that's reality
because its easy come, easy go
little high little low

hit me when the bug rolls
doesn't really matter to me

too me

Captain of the Enterprise > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:29

I know but I couldn't stop myself, I looked at the comments after posting

CalzoneGolem > Captain of the Enterprise
10/14/2014 at 14:34

You got a good one in there.

techinsanity2011 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/14/2014 at 17:58